Football/Futbol/Soccer thread

[Romo]

Yup.

[PorkChop]

Yup.

Fuck...

[AkydefGoldberg]

This is magnificent:

https://twitter.com/YouGotHodged

Ha, I saw the Welbeck one before this account and thought it was a one-off! Some other Twitter accounts are funny - Alan Shearer's Eyes is my favourite.

Big win for Norwich.

And Bolton? Ouch.

[Daz]

The Welbeck one could go a long way in explaining how he's still in the England team.

Huge win for Norwich. We left it late, but it was fully deserved. Hull looked good for about fifteen minutes at the start of the game but we bossed it from then on in. RVW had a couple of half chances and Hooper tried to replicate his goal against Swansea. Snodgrass has a wicked shot turned away at one point. The problem with Norwich at the moment is they're so bereft of confidence and we're scoring so few goals, we're snatching at each chance or trying to take that extra touch or two to really tee up the shot. It was looking like this would be a repeat of the Cardiff game, but thank god for Ryan Bennett.

[Viazon]

I had a feeling Villa might get something in this, judging by the way the game has been going.

[prophet]

Villa have absolutely battered Liverpool so far. Gerrard/Toure have been horrible. Rodgers possibly suffering from trying to fix what isn't broken. He's tampered with a winning formation to accommodate Sturridge.

[Romo]

If liverpool fuck me over and lose me my bet i'm going to be pissed

[Viazon]

2-0 now. Porkie must be jumping for joy.

[Kyle]

Cazorla was on fire today. So many amazing dribbles.

[PorkChop]

Game's not over yet and Villa can't be trusted to hold on to leads, let alone against teams like Liverpool. Could end up going either way.

[prophet]

Lucas for Coutinho at Half Time. That's what I'd have done and already in 2 minutes
Liverpool look brighter than they did in the whole first.

[PorkChop]

Seen this shit too many times.

[prophet]

Much much better this half, definite penalty. Can still see
2 or 3 more goals in this and they could fall to anyone.

[PorkChop]

Suarez - top class player, top class prick.

[AkydefGoldberg]

Villa warmed my heart with their 2-0 HT score-line then made it freezing cold with the draw.

But a draw ain't a bad result for us in terms of getting back into top four contention.

Brenton's tactical move of Gerrard deep isn't going to work out as well as he thinks for me.

[PorkChop]

As a seasoned veteran of watching Villa's leads slip away, I can't say I'm too bothered about this one. I'd have taken a draw before the game, all day.

Benteke is returning to his old form

[Romo]

This is the worst day ever!

[prophet]

Benteke is returning to his old form

He is?! Wasn't all that impressive today.

[PorkChop]

Benteke is returning to his old form

He is?! Wasn't all that impressive today.

2 games, 2 goals. That's all that matters to me.

[PorkChop]

Much much better this half, definite penalty. Can still see
2 or 3 more goals in this and they could fall to anyone.

All I have to say about the penalty is

https://vine.co/v/hlvLjbxzaQn