2014 Football/Futbol Discussion - United Is British Slang For 'Shite' Edition

[Daz]

I'll have you Tim, Arsenal have just won the FA Cup semi final and are now it the final.

Enjoy it, only silverware you'll get close to for 8 years.

[Viazon]

I'll have you Tim, Arsenal have just won the FA Cup semi final and are now it the final.

Enjoy it, only silverware you'll get close to for 8 years.

I will.

[Chewy]

Ok I was informed that everyone hates Arsenal, and as I haven't really closely followed them too much I was told it's ok if I pick a different team. So I'm now the Pub's foremost Everton expert and diehard. I still like Arsenal though.

LIterally all I know about Everton at this point is that they have Tim Howard. So I guess I'd best get to learnin.

You fucking what?

Everton?



I hope a thousand insects infect your asshole sir.

[AkydefGoldberg]

I'll have you Tim, Arsenal have just won the FA Cup semi final and are now it the final.

Enjoy it, only silverware you'll get close to for 8 years.

It won't be. They'll have the Emirates Cup to compete for in the up-coming pre-season.

[SKS]

The mighty mighty Arsenal. Beating a team that isn't even in the premiere league in penalties. Well done.

[Viazon]

The mighty mighty Arsenal. Beating a team that isn't even in the premiere league in penalties. Well done.

At least we beat them.

[Taveus]

The mighty mighty Arsenal. Beating a team that isn't even in the premiere league in penalties. Well done.

A team that isn't even in the Prem League that beat three other teams in the Prem League, including Man City. We'll take what we can get and we're going to get a trophy. That's all that matters.

[PorkChop]

The mighty mighty Arsenal. Beating a team that isn't even in the premiere league in penalties. Well done.

A team that isn't even in the Prem League that beat three other teams in the Prem League, including Man City. We'll take what we can get and we're going to get a trophy. That's all that matters.

Arsenal fan I take it? Good to see a new face in the thread!

[prophet]

Atletico Madrid 79
Real Madrid 79
Barcelona 78

La Liga is just as exciting as the prem this season, love it!

[Viazon]

Good for Liverpool. Out of the top teams in England, they are probably the only one I don't hate. If anyone was to win the league, I'd rather it be them.

[AkydefGoldberg]

Oh fuck, Man City fail to see off the game and Kompany makes a clanger.

A brilliant game mind but title is Liverpool's to lose now sadly. They have the momentum and it just seems fitting that they will win it in the 25th year anniversary of Hillsborough. These little things do play a part just like us winning the European Cup in 2008, fifty years after Munich.

City were torn apart by Liverpool in the first half but they got back into and in the second half, Milner's introduction was crucial as Navas was woeful. Kompany's error was poor from him, would have expected that from Demichelis.

My only hope is for Chelsea to do the business but tbf, it's a faint hope.

[prophet]

Right - Sunday 13th April - Man City vs Liverpool. Massive game, and the winner could win the title. SKS vs Prophet. Sig bet.

The loser of the game must change their avatar to a picture of Mick McCarthy, and PM Tim asking to change their name to 'Mick'. It must remain this way for two weeks.

Ahem.

[SKS]

It's Liverpool's to lose but it's certainly not over for Chelsea. Anything can happen in the last few games. Great match, shame it had to be decided by a woeful mistake by Kompany. Suarez is a diving cunt and should have been sent off. Thought City were very unlucky not to get at least a point, almost criminal really with how well they played in the 2nd half. To win the league you certainly need luck on your side. I feel it's nearly impossible for City unless Liverpool drop points @ Norwich then lose at home to Chelsea, but I could see us losing to Everton at this rate.

And I was going to switch my avatar to Mick once I get on Photoshop later on.

[prophet]

It's Liverpool's to lose but it's certainly not over for Chelsea. Anything can happen in the last few games. Great match, shame it had to be decided by a woeful mistake by Kompany. Suarez is a diving cunt and should have been sent off. Thought City were very unlucky not to get at least a point, almost criminal really with how well they played in the 2nd half. To win the league you certainly need luck on your side. I feel it's nearly impossible for City unless Liverpool drop points @ Norwich then lose at home to Chelsea, but I could see us losing to Everton at this rate.

And I was going to switch my avatar to Mick once I get on Photoshop later on.

You'll likely win both games in hand which would put you only one point behind us...

[PorkChop]

Chelsea did Daz and I a huge favour earlier. I was fearing the worst.

[SKS]

It's Liverpool's to lose but it's certainly not over for Chelsea. Anything can happen in the last few games. Great match, shame it had to be decided by a woeful mistake by Kompany. Suarez is a diving cunt and should have been sent off. Thought City were very unlucky not to get at least a point, almost criminal really with how well they played in the 2nd half. To win the league you certainly need luck on your side. I feel it's nearly impossible for City unless Liverpool drop points @ Norwich then lose at home to Chelsea, but I could see us losing to Everton at this rate.

And I was going to switch my avatar to Mick once I get on Photoshop later on.

You'll likely win both games in hand which would put you only one point behind us...

Yea, but at the rate Liverpool are going they probably won't drop points to any of the final 4 teams they're facing. Even then, we'd have to win @ Everton, will be tough in it's own right.

[PorkChop]

@prophet The bid for Letchworth is now £10.50 and there's still 4 days to go

[Romo]

The 3 front runners for MOTS are Rodgers, Martinez & Pulis according to the twitter.

Barcelona's kids have won the UEFA Youth League beating Benfica 3-0 in the final.

[prophet]

Steve Bruce would be higher up the MOTS shortlist than Martinez in my eyes. Assembled a decent squad, (probably) kept them up and an FA Cup final in the first season since being promoted. Rodgers, Pulis and Bruce for me atm.

[PorkChop]

Steve Bruce would be higher up the MOTS shortlist than Martinez in my eyes. Assembled a decent squad, (probably) kept them up and an FA Cup final in the first season since being promoted. Rodgers, Pulis and Bruce for me atm.

This.