#Hameron #PigGate #CameronFuckedAPig

[SlightlyJames]

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According to a biography of David Cameron, he once put his cock in the mouth of a Dead Pig when he was at Oxford. Lord Ashcroft also claims there is a picture of it out there...

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He ate pork?!

[SlightlyJames]

He ate pork?!

Think it's more accurate to say that Pork ate him.

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Oh. Carry on.

[Daz]

I want to make a Cameron/George Osborn spit roast joke but the mere thought made me vomit in my own mouth.

Honestly, none of this is very kosher.

[prophet]

Bestiality and necrophilia.

Sounds about right.

[PorkChop]

I can't criticise, I've been sucked off by a few pigs in my time.

[UTK]

Have you guys seen Black Mirror by any chance?

[SlightlyJames]

[Daz]

I can't criticise, I've been sucked off by a few pigs in my time.

If you've seen Samanatha Cameron, this is hardly the worst thing he's porked...

I'm having fun with this story.

[AkydefGoldberg]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke, every tweet he 'sends' is going to be sent back with pig references.

Hope more revelations come out of this book, namely that he knew Ashcroft was non-dom in 2009.

[DBSoT]

To be fair, it is common in politics to put "lipstick on a pig." Usually it is metaphorical though.

[Chewy]

Bestiality and necrophilia.

Sounds about right.

Stop flogging a dead horse mate.