Red Bull doesn't actually give you wings...

[iMike]

And you could get $10 cash/$15 of Red Bull merchandise for them lying to you.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/bought-red-bul ... d=26062551

[Viazon]

While we are on this subject, surely Yorkie should get in trouble for the blatant sexism in their slogan.

[Twister]

Seriously? Well that's disappointing.

As for the Yorkie, I never liked them much anyway. You guys can keep it.

[Viazon]

I've never even tried one.

[Twister]

I've never even tried one.

They're not great from what I remember, it's just chocolate but I found it quite sickly.

[SlightlyJames]

The raisin and biscuit Yorkies are pretty alright man.

[Enygma]

I've never even tried one.

You girl.

[Westcoastvibes]

R people actually stupid enough to think red bull would literally give them wings? This is why shit cost so much, dumb ass people suing for stupid ass shit that should be obvious

[Messiah]

I quit with energy drinks a long time ago (2 weeks). Monsters > Red Bull though.

[Kirbi]

I'm pretty sure I've gotten wings every time I drank Red Bull.

Although, in hindsight, that might've been the Jaegermeister.

[PorkChop]

The raisin and biscuit Yorkies are pretty alright man.

Agreed, far superior to the plain chocolate Yorkie which was designed for peasants.

Lion bars beat all though

[Chewy]

Ansinthe does, it also gives you horns. A tail and the ability to breath fire.