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Jim Cornette books George Bush

Postby Circled Square » Apr 29, '17, 12:04 am

WE'RE HAVIN A FUCKIN CREATIVE MEETING AT BRUCE PRICHARD'S HOUSE AND TO TRY AND COME UP WITH AN ANGLE FOR DUBYA SINCE HE WAS NEW TO THE COMPANY AND WE NEEDED TO TRY AND TURN HIM BABYFACE, WHICH WASN'T NO FUCKIN PICNIC BECAUSE HE STILL HAD A LOTTA FUCKIN HEAT AFTER THE FLORIDA PAY PER VIEW BECAUSE GORE FUCKIN SABOTAGED THE MATCH AND WOULDN'T PUT DUBYA OVER AND BIG FUCKIN SHOCK RUSSO, HAVIN THE GUYS FUCKIN BROTHER INTERFERE IN A SINGLES MATCH DIDN'T FLY WITH THE FUCKIN FANS
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SO THAT DUMB FUCKIN RUSSO, HE SAYS WE SHOULD HAVE DUBYA GO INTO A PROGRAM WITH BIN LADEN. I SAID FUCK, BIN LADENS BEEN OVER WITH THE FANS AS A MIDCARD BABYFACE SINCE HE DROVE THE FUCKIN SOVIETS OUTTA THE CENTRAL ASIAN TERRITORY IN THE FUCKIN 80S, BUT OF COURSE THIS JOCKSNIFFIN NEW YORK BAG OF SHIT DON'T FUCKIN KNOW THAT BECAUSE HE'S NEVER SEEN ACTUAL WRESTLIN IN HIS LIFE.

AND OF COURSE RUSSO WITH THAT FUCKIN ACCENT, I CAN BARELY UNDERSTAND A WORD HE SAYS, BUT HE SAYS WE HAVE BIN LADEN GO HEEL BY TURNIN ON NEW YORK, BECAUSE OF COURSE IN HIS TINY LITTLE BRONX BROOKLYN WHATEVER THE FUCK MIND, NEW YORKS THE CENTER OF THE FUCKIN UNIVERSE.

SO WE DO THE FUCKIN ANGLE AND WITH JR CALLIN IT AND VINCE MCMAHON OVERSEEIN IT, IT WORKS. OSAMA'S THE HOTTEST HEEL IN THE FUCKIN BUSINESS AND DUBYAS GETTIN HUGE POPS EVERY TIME HE CUTS A PROMO. BUT THEN THAT FUCKIN DESPICABLE LITTLE HUMAN JAR OF PISS VINCE RUSSO SAYS WELL THE AFGHANISTAN ANGLES PLAYED OUT, LETS DO ANOTHER IRAQ WAR, THAT DID BUSINESS IN THE 90S. I SAID FUCKIN SHIT, VINCE, HOW THE FUCK DO WE WORK SADDAM HUSSEIN INTO THIS PROGRAM? HE AIN'T HARDLY BEEN ON TV SINCE 1991. WELL RUSSO COMES UP WITH THIS FUCKIN WORKED SHOOT WITH HUSSEIN TRYIN TO BUY RADIOACTIVE CAKE OR SOME SHIT FROM THE NATION OF DOMINATION. IT MADE NO SENSE, THE MATCHES WERE SHIT AND IT WENT ON WAY TOO FUCKIN LONG AND IN THE END, HUSSEIN WAS OUTTA THE COMPANY, BIN LADEN WAS FORGOTTEN QUICKER THAN YESTERDAY'S LUNCH DUBYA HAD SO MUCH FUCKIN HEAT THEY MADE A BLACK GUY THE NEXT CHAMP.
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