Dating thread

[Daz]

How's everyone getting along?

Porkchop I may have missed something but what ever happened to the castle chick?

She enjoyed the dungeon a little too much and it scared him.

[Viazon]

How's everyone getting along?

Well, I still feel like blowing my brains out every day I go into work and look at the girl who is perfect for me but I know I can't have.

On a lighter note though, I'm going to Butlins on Friday for a weekend of partying. Those places are always full of drunk horny girls, so should be an awesome weekend.

[PorkChop]

How's everyone getting along?

Well, I still feel like blowing my brains out every day I go into work and look at the girl who is perfect for me but I know I can't have.

On a lighter note though, I'm going to Butlins on Friday for a weekend of partying. Those places are always full of drunk horny girls, so should be an awesome weekend.

I go to uni near Butlins and can confirm that plenty of females with questionable morals and a fondness for alcohol can be found there.

How's everyone getting along?

Porkchop I may have missed something but what ever happened to the castle chick?

It never happened - she met someone and deleted her account. I managed to get her number though and she's text me a couple of times.

[Viazon]

How's everyone getting along?

Well, I still feel like blowing my brains out every day I go into work and look at the girl who is perfect for me but I know I can't have.

On a lighter note though, I'm going to Butlins on Friday for a weekend of partying. Those places are always full of drunk horny girls, so should be an awesome weekend.

I go to uni near Butlins and can confirm that plenty of females with questionable morals and a fondness for alcohol can be found there.

Oh trust me. I know. I go at least once a year. Went twice last year. None of them are girls you would introduce to your parents, but luckily my parents wont be there.

[Settee]

To add to my earlier post, I am no longer single for the first time in almost four years. Score 1 for the fat guy.

[HFX]

To add to my earlier post, I am no longer single for the first time in almost four years. Score 1 for the fat guy.

I don't know how many times I gotta tell you Saskabushers but watermelons ain't people

But really congrats man, that's awesome. Tell us about the woman that the mighty Saskabum won over.

Also do the right thing if y'all ever have settee babies and raise them as Eskimo fans. Nobody should have to go through the torment of cheering on the Riders

[Settee]

Well shes a hardcore gamer, she loves horror movies, and she has a very dark sense of humor. She is amazing, and and is completely out of my league.

[HFX]

Well shes a hardcore gamer, she loves horror movies, and she has a very dark sense of humor. She is amazing, and and is completely out of my league.

Cause she's not your cousin or what? Hahaha I'm just kidding no I'm noooooottttttttttt.............yes I ammmmmmmmmmmm.......

But really I'm happy for you man. You just meet her online, through a friend or at the watermelon patch?

[Settee]

Well shes a hardcore gamer, she loves horror movies, and she has a very dark sense of humor. She is amazing, and and is completely out of my league.

Cause she's not your cousin or what? Hahaha I'm just kidding no I'm noooooottttttttttt.............yes I ammmmmmmmmmmm.......

But really I'm happy for you man. You just meet her online, through a friend or at the watermelon patch?

Fuck man you know how to make me laugh but yeah I met her through OkCupid.

[GNR]

Me and my prom date are really close and go out to eat together at least once every 2 weeks or so. We talk to each other every day. We're pretty much a thing at this point but I jut don't know how to ask her to be my girlfriend.

[SKS]

Me and my prom date are really close and go out to eat together at least once every 2 weeks or so. We talk to each other every day. We're pretty much a thing at this point but I jut don't know how to ask her to be my girlfriend.

"Will you be my girlfriend?"

[Settee]

Me and my prom date are really close and go out to eat together at least once every 2 weeks or so. We talk to each other every day. We're pretty much a thing at this point but I jut don't know how to ask her to be my girlfriend.

Just be straight forward, just be like hey, wanna be my girlfriend? Should work if you are that close. life is too short to not takes risks. Just go for it.

[Kein]

Yea man just tell her you don't wanna share her.

[Settee]

Better idea, squat down, and while stroking the palm of your hand, say to her "will you be, my precious?" But make sure you have a crazy look in your eye and drag out the word precious. Surely this could win over anyones heart.

[Enygma]

Better idea, squat down, and while stroking the palm of your hand, say to her "will you be, my precious?" But make sure you have a crazy look in your eye and drag out the word precious. Surely this could win over anyones heart.

That would make me want to steer clear of him.

[PorkChop]

I worked out that I have a 9.5% response rate on POF. This is somewhat depressing, but apparently it's also the average for a man.

[Everlong]

I worked out that I have a 9.5% response rate on POF. This is somewhat depressing, but apparently it's also the average for a man.

That's actually probably above average. 1 in 10 really isn't bad.

[Kein]

^agreed^

Most of the girls get a range of 10-90 messages a day. If you get a reply 1/10 that's pretty cool. I have an ongoing streak of zeroooouuuuuuu~

[DanielsonTHAGOAT]

So I just downloaded this app called Tinder and it's so addictive. I'm concerned if I'm going to get any matches at all, God help me.

[Kein]

Do tell more about this Tinder... why is it addicting? Is it a kind of game?