Build the Perfect Wrestler

[Str8Shooter]

I just through of something that might be fun. Build the perfect wrestler using a variety of categories that I arbitrarily made up on the spot . Feel free to add in a category you think should be in there. Here's mine:

Babyface Skill Of: Shawn Michaels
Heel Skill Of: Triple H
Serious Promo Skills Of: Mick Foley
Funny Promo Skills Of: The Rock
Technical Skills Of: Bret Hart
Brawling Skills Of: Steve Austin
High Flying Skills Of: Rey Mysterio Jr.
Selling Ability Of: Dolph Ziggler
Physique Of: Ultimate Warrior
Work Ethic Of: John Cena
Star Quality Of: The Rock
Aggressiveness Of: Brock Lesnar

Who's next?

[Everlong]

All I'd do is take Bret Hart and give him Edge's mic skills.

Done.

[Str8Shooter]

All I'd do is take Bret Hart and give him Edge's mic skills.

Done.

You didn't play the game Tim! GAHHHH!!

[Hanley!]

You didn't play the game Tim! GAHHHH!!

And it is all about the game.

And how you play it.

[SlightlyJames]

Babyface Skill Of: John Cena
Heel Skill Of: John Cena
Serious Promo Skills Of: John Cena
Funny Promo Skills Of: John Cena
Technical Skills Of: John Cena
Brawling Skills Of: John Cena
High Flying Skills Of: John Cena
Selling Ability Of: John Cena
Physique Of: John Cena
Work Ethic Of: John Cena
Star Quality Of: John Cena
Aggressiveness Of: John Cena

[Hanley!]

I'm highly tempted to say something very similar to what Tim did, but I'll play along and try and pick a different wrestler for each trait.

Babyface Skill Of: Sami Zayn
Heel Skill Of: Edge
Serious Promo Skills Of: Jake 'The Snake' Roberts
Funny Promo Skills Of: Christopher Daniels
Technical Skills Of: Bret Hart
Brawling Skills Of: Arn Anderson
High Flying Skills Of: AJ Styles
Selling Ability Of: Brock Lesnar
Physique Of: Jonny Mundo
Work Ethic Of: Dolph Ziggler
Star Quality Of: 'Macho Man' Randy Savage
Aggressiveness Of: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin

I like my list.

[Hanley!]

I've changed my list twice already.

Brett, what have you done to me?

[Westcoastvibes]

You didn't play the game Tim! GAHHHH!!

And it is all about the game.

And how you play it.

All about control and if you can take it.

[Westcoastvibes]

Here goes

Babyface Skill Of: hulk
Heel Skill Of: Triple H and Randy Orton and Eddie Guerrero
Serious Promo Skills Of: Paul Heyman
Funny Promo Skills Of: Edge
Technical Skills Of: Chris Benoit
Brawling Skills Of: Austin
High Flying Skills Of: AJ Styles
Selling Ability Of: Brock
Physique Of: Current ADR
Work Ethic Of: John Cena
Star Quality Of: The Rock
Aggressiveness Of: Brock

[EmperorWu]

Screw it I'm doing it too...

Eddie Guerrero, Done.

[VaderBomb]

Babyface Skill Of: Kenta Kobashi
Heel Skill Of: Terry Funk
Serious Promo Skills Of: Edge
Funny Promo Skills Of: Mick Foley
Technical Skills Of: Bryan Danielson
Brawling Skills Of: Bruiser Brody
High Flying Skills Of: Ultimo Dragon
Selling Ability Of: Bret Hart
Physique Of: Rick Rude
Work Ethic Of: Jack Brisco
Star Quality Of: Lou Thesz
Aggressiveness Of: Stan Hansen

[Everlong]

Ok Brett, I'll follow your rules, but I still think mine is best

Babyface Skill Of: Steve Austin
Heel Skill Of: Harley Race
Serious Promo Skills Of: Edge
Funny Promo Skills Of: Randy Savage
Technical Skills Of: Kurt Angle
Brawling Skills Of: Undertaker
High Flying Skills Of: Rey Mysterio
Selling Ability Of: Brock Lesnar
Physique Of: Viscera
Work Ethic Of: Bret Hart
Star Quality Of: The Rock
Aggressiveness Of: William Regal

[VaderBomb]

Physique Of: Viscera

[The Legend]

Babyface Skill Of: Randy Savage
Heel Skill Of: HHH
Serious Promo Skills Of: Jake Roberts
Funny Promo Skills Of: Roddy Piper
Technical Skills Of: Bret Hart
Brawling Skills Of: Brock Lesnar
High Flying Skills Of: AJ Styles
Selling Ability Of: Evan Bourne
Physique Of: Lex Luger
Work Ethic Of: John Cena
Star Quality Of: Steve Austin
Aggressiveness Of: Ken Shamrock

[Westcoastvibes]

Physique Of: Viscera

With the flying ability of mysterio, thats one dangerous mofo

[KaiserGlider]

Babyface Skill Of: Eugene
Heel Skill Of: Funaki
Serious Promo Skills Of: Sharkboy
Funny Promo Skills Of: Lance Storm
Technical Skills Of: Eva Marie
Brawling Skills Of: Michael Cole
High Flying Skills Of: Great Khali
Selling Ability Of: John Cena
Physique Of: Big Dick Johnson
Work Ethic Of: CM Punk
Star Quality Of: Braden Walker
Aggressiveness Of: Mean Gene Okerlund

[Hanley!]

Storm did have funny promos though. And Punk had a good work ethic. And Mean Gene Okerlund was very aggressive for an interviewer.

[The Legend]

Storm did have funny promos though. And Punk had a good work ethic. And Mean Gene Okerlund was very aggressive for an interviewer.

I guess Punk having a good work ethic would come down to what you consider having a good work ethic. Punk picked and chose the moments where he'd decide to be motivated. He'd blame others if he suddenly decided to become unmotivated and was an otherwise wild card that his bosses and co-workers couldn't count on what mood he'd decide to show up to work in that day. I struggle to call that a good work ethic.

[Hanley!]

I'm just making fun because Punk has turned into this completely horrible, anti-social, unprofessional, lazy prick in people's minds now just because he left the company. People have such an exaggerated view of him now.

He seems like he was prickly and opinionated and quite possibly a bit of an asshole, but he was also very dedicated to his craft. Put loads of time and effort into becoming a great, well-rounded talent. He helped put over talent, and nurtured certain other performers backstage too. There are a lot of much better examples of wrestlers with a bad work ethic out there. People who barely made any effort, and never tried to improve.