Okay, I'll give this a go. But I'm going to provide a little context to each match, because I think too often the company itself throws together dream matches without bothering to think of a story, and then they just cobble that together at the last minute. In my mind, the story is at least half of what makes a match great.
A few of these decisions might be controversial, but it's definitely a show that people would be interested in and that they would be talking about afterwards. I'm going to try and get everyone important that's on the full-time roster on here. And I figure given 7 matches is probably average for a regular pay per view, I should have about 8-9 for this one. Sound fair? Cool.
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP UNIFICATION MATCH: John Cena v Randy Orton v CM PunkSo this match would involve a heel turn by Cena. He'd turn at the Royal Rumble if not before, to align with Triple H's Authority group. It would be him showing his true colours (only loyal to the company and not to the fans). Triple H gushes over Cena as the face of the company and Orton takes this as a slight. Though both men will remain aligned to the Authority, there will be tension between them. Eventually Orton starts to say that there can only be one face of the company and pushes for title unification (both men still hold the titles they hold now). Triple H decides that would be best for business. But Punk wins the Royal Rumble and he wants in on the action too - he represents a face of the company that the fans actually want.
Punk would win the match to end the night on a feel good moment. He'd probably pin Randy Orton, because Cena's recent heel turn would make him a character that would be appearing in the main event of a lot of shows for the foreseeable future.
NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH: Daniel Bryan vs KaneWhile Bryan deserves a spot in the main event, he doesn't fit into that spot right now. Not after what they've done with him over the last few months. So this is a good way to further his story and prepare him for a repeat feud with a now heel Cena over the summer months. A feud with Kane is good for Bryan, because they have a history together that never really turned into a feud (from what I understand). It also will demonstrate how far his character has come since Team Hell No. And finally it keeps his feud with the Authority going and lets him come out of it not looking like a chump.
Bryan wins this match - a match with some spectacular bumps. The holy shit moment of the night should probably be in here. Kane is still fit enough to take some hard hits, but Bryan would obviously take most of the larger bumps, making his win feel all the more impressive by the time he pulls it off.
STREAK ON THE LINE: Undertaker vs Dean AmbroseDean Ambrose seems to be pretty popular and is mentioned by just about every WWE road agent in interviews when they're asked who they think the next big guy could be. He's also one of the few heels even approaching credible enough to face Undertaker at the moment. So the build up to this match would feature the Shield trying to bully Undertaker, just to show how tough they are. Dean Ambrose in particular will do some pretty despicable things to him. But around this time, we'd also start to tease dissension in the ranks, with Rollins and Reigns starting to fall out with Ambrose.
During the match, we have a standard ref bump and it looks like Ambrose is going to take advantage of it when the other members of the Shield hit the ring. People will think they're going to stop him. But after Undertaker gets back on his feet to attack Ambrose, all three men attack him. Beat down. Triple powerbomb. Pin. The streak is over. All three men take credit afterwards for ending the streak and it furthers their push. But eventually Ambrose starts to think he's bigger than the group because he beat the Undertaker and that WILL lead to their collapse over the summer.
SINGLES MATCH: Brock Lesnar vs Dolph ZigglerThis one is going to be a pretty basic story. Lesnar returns in the Royal Rumble match. He tears shit up and throws out a bunch of people until a load of wrestlers gang up on him and throw him from the ring. Which leads to a pissed off Lesnar. He throws a tantrum at ringside, throwing stuff around and destroying a couple of wrestlers who are also recovering on the outside of the ring. Over the next few weeks, he continues on his rampage. He's in a bad mood and he's taking it out on the whole locker room, just beating people up for sport. Until finally Ziggler stands up to him.
The match would just be Lesnar in beast mode and Ziggler selling the fuck out of everything, like only he can. It'd be a heroic performance from Ziggler, with him making Lesnar look unstoppable but just refusing to stay down. Eventually Ziggler would pick up a sneaky win, allowing for the feud to continue.
SINGLES MATCH: Goldust vs Cody RhodesSo my idea for this match is for Goldust to play the reluctant heel. Somehow Triple H is able to get something over Dusty and threatens to fire/expose/whatever him unless his two sons comply with the Authority and do their evil bidding. Cody is unable to go along with this. But Goldust does not want to be estranged from his father again (as he was in the 90s) so he becomes a heel for the Authority. It's implied he doesn't want to be doing the terrible things that he's doing, but Goldust will remain stoic through everything. Like he's shut down his emotions entirely. This should be the case from the Royal Rumble at the latest.
The match itself would have Cody trying to get through to Goldust, with Goldust ignoring him and fighting aggressively. But as the match settles into a routine, Goldust is starting to enjoy himself more and getting into the reactions from the crowd. He's just soaking in the moment of finally getting the match against his brother at Wrestlemania that he always wanted. So the match will start aggressively, but turn into a classic match. After Cody wins both brothers will hug and soak up the crowd reaction. Triple H comes out to lecture Goldust and ends up getting beaten up by the brothers.
TITLE UNIFICATION MATCH: Big E Langston vs Alberto Del Rio vs Bray Wyatt vs Big ShowI actually had to look up who was Intercontinental and US champion at the moment. Given my plans for Ambrose, lets say he loses the US title to Big Show before the Royal Rumble. That means Langston & Big Show are the champions. At the Royal Rumble, Langston can eliminate Bray Wyatt only to be destroyed by the rest of the Wyatt Family - kicking off a mini-feud between the two. On an episode of Raw, during an IC title match between Langston and Del Rio, the Wyatt Family attack Langston leading to a DQ. Now Del Rio is pissed off because he missed his title opportunity. So the following week he interrupts a US title match between Big Show and Bray.
All four guys are now pissed at each other and Del Rio & Bray feel they've both been screwed out of title opportunities. Triple H decides it would be best for business to unify the titles and a fatal fourway is booked. Bray Wyatt can win the match to become the new sole mid-card title holder.
WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH: AJ vs Tamina Snuka vs NatalyaNatalya wins the title from AJ a couple of months before Wrestlemania after some miscommunication between AJ and Tamina. Over the coming weeks, Tamina begins to grow frustrated by AJ belittling her and blaming her for the title loss. Meanwhile, AJ has a rematch set for Wrestlemania and is so confident that she'll reclaim her title that she is tricked into allowing Natalya to pick the stipulation. Natalya makes the match a ladder match - but with an extra twist. She makes it a triple threat and includes Tamina. This is done deliberately to cause further tension between the two, who break their alliance completely before Wrestlemania.
Honestly, I'd probably have AJ win the title back here. I follow very little of the Diva stuff, but it does seem she's the best thing to happen to the division in a long time. However, by making it a ladder match they'd have a chance to show the world that they're ushering in a new era of female wrestling and if the match goes down well, Tamina and Natalya would be well established for the future also.
TAG TEAM TITLE GAUNTLET: The Real Americans vs Rey Mysterio & Tyson Kidd vs Prime Time Players vs The Usos vs The Shield vs Los MatadorsThis would just be an opportunity to show off the depth of the tag division and hopefully develop a couple of meaningful feuds to run into the summer months. I'd also use it to really hammer one of the face teams over. I'm putting Mysterio in this match, because due to his injury prone nature lately he can't be trusted in anything bigger. For that reason, I wouldn't let him & Kidd win this match either probably. I'd focus on pushing the Usos instead.
So the Usos should be in this match from the start. They could start against Mysterio & Kidd and have a long match against them and pick up a surprise win. Then they can tackle the other teams one by one until they come to the last team: The Shield. They'll have a good 10 minute match with the Usos finally being beaten by the Shield at the last minute due to being so exhausted from such a long match. It'll get them over, but build sympathy for them at the same time and could mark the start of a new feud once Wrestlemania is over.
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Something like that. I've not been watching much WWE and most of this is just off the top of my head, but if they booked this show I know that I'd personally want to watch it. And isn't that what counts in the end?