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WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

Postby AkydefGoldberg » Jan 29, '14, 3:52 pm

WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

WWE have just hired a basketball to take Punk's place, according to an interview with Batista.

Batista said Triple H was looking at the basketball for some time:

"I worked with the basketball before and assured Hunter it wouldn't be another Punk. I told him it's a good worker, really good at selling actually, that thing just bounces around the ring. I told him you can do what you want with it, it won't care about direction or how hard you push it, it'll go with it.

Basketballs don't hold grudges."


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Wish I could take the credit for this creation, caught it somewhere else and made me chuckle. I could imagine Batista saying those words
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Re: WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

Postby PorkChop » Jan 29, '14, 3:58 pm

10/10 would laugh hysterically again
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Re: WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

Postby ShaneOfan » Jan 29, '14, 4:09 pm

Plus with basketball, Batista wouldn't be the orangest person on the roster. It's filled with empty space and air so it should fit right in with HHH's crowd.
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Re: WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

Postby Settee » Jan 29, '14, 5:54 pm

I hear that ball can take mad bumps.
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Re: WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

Postby Georgerv » Jan 29, '14, 5:58 pm

So long as he comes out to the Space Jam theme, I'm sold
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Re: WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

Postby Buck » Jan 29, '14, 10:39 pm

If they're gonna hire any inanimate object, it should be YOSHIHIKO.



Either that, or bring Perry Saturn's mop back.
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Re: WWE hire new star to replace Punk on Batista's suggestion

Postby ShaneOfan » Jan 30, '14, 7:12 am

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