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Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby KaiserGlider » Apr 28, '17, 9:10 pm

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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby Circled Square » Apr 29, '17, 12:59 am

Based vince working alzhemiers into a shoot
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby PorkChop » Apr 29, '17, 2:34 am

"Great Balls of Fire"

are you fucking serious
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby Str8Shooter » Apr 29, '17, 7:19 am

I thought this was legit a joke when I first read it online. The most ridiculous name ever and everybody knows it.

It will provide hours of entertainment leading up to it though. "Paul Heyman - At Great Balls of Fire, my client Brooooock Lesnar will conquer you!". Someone will lose it during their promo and start laughing.
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby Hanley! » Apr 29, '17, 8:13 am

With the roster only half the size that it was during Lesnar's last title reign, not having the champion defending on brand exclusive pay per views is bad fucking news. The absolute lack of anyone giving a shit about Fast Lane is proof of that. So we have to go through two more of these before Lesnar finally shows up? Fuck.

I actually wouldn't mind him being a part-timer quite as much if they ever actually acknowledged it on television. It's as if the champion and the championship don't actually exist. I hate that shit, because it makes the product feel so fake.

There should be people taking Lesnar to task for never showing up. His next challenger should be calling him out constantly, saying that he's lazy and wouldn't be so dominant if he had to work night in and night out like everyone else. Kurt Angle should have to tell people reluctantly that Lesnar has been given a ludicrously favourable contract and there's nothing more he can do. The Intercontinental champion should be telling everyone that he's the real main event. He's the one who actually shows up and defends his belt constantly.

Instead they act like nobody on the entire roster gives a shit that the champion is never around and that nobody has the opportunity to earn a shot at the title. That makes the show so phony that it ruins the entire thing for me. If they're stuck in this situation in real life, they might as well use it to make their stories more engaging and more real.

The name of the Great Balls of Fire show is the least stupid part about all of this. They've had dumb show names before. Everyone will get over it. But yeah, it is terrible.

Str8Shooter wrote:Someone will lose it during their promo and start laughing.


100% guarantee that person will be Lesnar.
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby SlightlyJames » Apr 29, '17, 8:35 am

Hanley! wrote:With the roster only half the size that it was during Lesnar's last title reign, not having the champion defending on brand exclusive pay per views is bad fucking news. The absolute lack of anyone giving a shit about Fast Lane is proof of that. So we have to go through two more of these before Lesnar finally shows up? Fuck.


I'm assuming you mean Payback but even that's kind of proving your point :lol
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby DBSoT » Apr 29, '17, 8:36 am

Make the main event a "Balls of Fire" match. Braun and Lesnar have to wrestle while avoiding flaming dodge balls being shot at them. I would watch the shit out of that.
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby Everlong » Apr 29, '17, 3:24 pm

Horrible ppv name aside, what ever happened to the 30 day rule?
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby Headlesspete » Apr 29, '17, 3:36 pm

Everlong wrote:Horrible ppv name aside, what ever happened to the 30 day rule?


You mean that rule that meant just 2 months ago Naomi had to surrender the Smackdown Woman's Title for?

....i get WWE play fast and loose with these rules, but having Brock not defend the title so soon after Naomi had to vacate her own title for not defending it in 30 days.....its so stupid.
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby Str8Shooter » Apr 29, '17, 5:03 pm

I just believe in kayfabe Brock doesn't apply to the 30 day rule because nobody in WWE would dare tell him they're stripping him of the title for fear of their own life.

Either that or it's plausible he had it written into his massive contract that it didn't apply to him.
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Re: Lesnar first title defense will be on July 9th at Great Balls of Fire PPV

Postby Hanley! » Apr 29, '17, 6:53 pm

Str8Shooter wrote:I just believe in kayfabe Brock doesn't apply to the 30 day rule because nobody in WWE would dare tell him they're stripping him of the title for fear of their own life.

Either that or it's plausible he had it written into his massive contract that it didn't apply to him.


And that would be fine, if they'd just talk about it on television. Ignoring the problem makes it so much worse. This stuff could all be great story fuel.
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