We finally watched the show this evening, and it was pretty damn enjoyable; therefore, review-time!
Finn Balor v Tye Dillinger: Balor won, because who cares about this randomer? It's generally good to see Balor though, so I'm not gonna complain overmuch. His theme is a particularly nice opener to the show, too.
Post match: Tyler Breeze issues a challenge to Balor, in his trademark fashion (humorous egotistical ranting, for the uninitiated). I am satisfied with this turn of events, and I hope that the ring is just covered in noodly tendrils for the presumed takeover match (pants v headgear).
Bayley v Becky Lynch v Charlotte: And this is why we were definitely gonna watch this week... lateness notwithstanding. I wasn't sure either who would win this, or who I wanted to win it. And I mean that in a good way.
The match was shorter than I'd anticipated, and it wasn't booked as well as I might've hoped - it fell victim to the classic triple-threat problem where people stay out of the ring for an unrealistically long time when they get a tap.
So there was basically a series of one-on-ones to start with; they were good, and there was some killer moves, but it's still not ideal.
The ending section was great though! All three in the ring, all in contention, all looking good, the tension was up, and the finish itself was beautifully done.
In the end, Lynch snaked the win by pinning Bayley while Charlotte had Bayley in a submission move. Bayley came out of this looking determined, and like she won't quit; Charlotte still looks physically dominant; and Becky Lynch looks like the flashy, opportunistic sneak that she should. I particularly loved that face she had on at the top of the ramp, as the number one contender. Classic.
Later in the show: Great little vignette between Banks and Lynch to set up their rivalry, and to remind everyone of their previous alliance. I thought they were both really strong here, and I'm looking forward to the match(es) to come.
There was a special treat for us Irish folk at the end of the segment, too. For the uninitiated, this is Bosco:
Hideo Itami v C.J. Parker: This was pointless, but kind of ok. Itami continues on, relentlessly boring. Oh, and he won.
Rhyno v ???: Night of jobs! Rhyno killed this guy, whoever he was. He was swift, and merciful (to us, not the jobber). Also, I kind of forget where this match happened on the card, and the internet refuses to educate me, so this placing is my best guess.
Kevin Owens v Alex Riley There was a brief Owens interview earlier in the show, and I think it was the first of his that I've enjoyed without reservation. His demeanor was great in the segment - he was calm and kind of distracted; the perfect model of the not-too-bothered. And that's as it should be; Owens is winning this match - he knows it. Everyone knows it. This is not a thing. - But it is remarkably entertaining.
Owens and Riley put on another solid match - just like last time, and the result was the same too.
Post match: Owens had just decided not to head backstage quite yet - he has some cruelty to mete out, don't you know.
And of course, they give the people what they want! Owens is prevented from ending Riley's newly-burgeoning career by our hero, Sami Zayn. Cue a great section, where Zayn goes after Owens like a proper mentler, and Owens cannot stand to it at all!
Following Owens' retreat to the back (hugging his title like a security blanket - great imagery), the show ends with Zayn in the ring; his theme is playing, and he's looking the opposite of it i.e. dangerous as fuck.
Verdict: Too many jobs, but you could hang basically any hour-long show on this headliner and the Women's match, and come up smelling of roses. Good show.