Make puns from wrestlers' names!

[AkydefGoldberg]

Rock tweeted about this article with someone getting a card-board cut out of him and taking it around creating puns using his nickname.

Thought might be fun to get all of you pun enthusiasts, like myself, get punn-ing!

I'll start off:

Triple H Cheeseburger

[Settee]

John Seen-ya-way-too-much
Randy BORTON
Big Titty Langston
Big Slow

[AkydefGoldberg]

John Seen-ya-way-too-much
Randy BORTON
Big Titty Langston
Big Slow

Borton? Don't get it. Is that some North American mens clothing retailer or something?

[PorkChop]

John Seen-ya-way-too-much
Randy BORTON
Big Titty Langston
Big Slow

Borton? Don't get it. Is that some North American mens clothing retailer or something?

Bore-ton, as in boring

[Settee]

John Seen-ya-way-too-much
Randy BORTON
Big Titty Langston
Big Slow

Borton? Don't get it. Is that some North American mens clothing retailer or something?

Bore-ton, as in boring

You got it.

[AkydefGoldberg]

John Seen-ya-way-too-much
Randy BORTON
Big Titty Langston
Big Slow

Borton? Don't get it. Is that some North American mens clothing retailer or something?

Bore-ton, as in boring

Ah, think the lack of the e confused me.

But come on folks, must be more pun loving people there!

[VaderBomb]

Semen Chunk (CM Punk)
Wet Fart (Bret Hart)
Candy Snortin' (Randy Orton)
Dick Hair (Ric Flair)
Bruno Sammar-tiny Penis (Bruno Sammartino)
Bone Cold Queef Thrustin' (Stone Cold Steve Austin)
The Cock (The Rock)
Love-in Ass (Kevin Nash)
Hot Balls (Scott Hall)
Choke Her Tuna (Yokozuna)
The Thigh-rim Peek (The Iron Sheik)
Lean Slam Bros' (Dean Ambrose)
Grown Man Pains (Roman Reigns)
STD (RVD)
Slimey Wet Dreamer (Tommy Dreamer)
Balls Alloverme (Balls Mahoney)
Cock Pleasure (Brock Lesnar)
Crusty Choades (Dusty Rhodes)
Fuck-her V (Booker T)
Piss Ear Hoe (Chris Hero)
Hoe (Mo)
Cock Block (X-Pac)
Deep Low Brown (D'Lo Brown)
Sex Huger (Lex Luger)
The Nasty Balls (The Nasty Boys)
PMS (IRS)
Stay Quiet (Bray Wyatt)
Old Bust (Goldust)
Slob Fuckland (Bob Backlund)
Tom Prick Hard (Tom Prichard)
The Choade Whore-iers (The Road Warriors)
Triple XL Condom and Vagina (Triple H and Chyna)
Gnarley Facial (Harley Race)
Gory Fuck (Dory Funk)
Merry Fuck (Terry Funk)
Andre the Giant Erection (Andre the Giant)

[VaderBomb]

Still trying to come up with a good one for The Bushwhackers...

[Westcoastvibes]

Bone Cold Queef Thrustin' (Stone Cold Steve Austin).

That is fucking hilarious - best one on there

[AkydefGoldberg]

^I concur. Gave me a goood chuckle!