Best insult you've ever received online?

[prophet]

Not specifically about games I guess but it's still relevant to this thread - what's the best/funniest insult you've ever received whilst playing online?

I bring it up because I've just come from 3-0 down to win 3-4 on FIFA, scoring the winner in the 90th minute no less, to cap off one of my proudest gaming moments. Just when I thought my win couldn't get better I received a message from the dude reading;

"file complained for being a shit bradistani prick' -

Genuinely couldn't stop laughing for a good 10 minutes. Anyone else got any funny insults to share?

[AkydefGoldberg]

^LOL.

Is racist insults common? I ask because I was watching these soundboard gaming videos (in the voice of celebrities which I enjoy watching) and the amount of racist, prejudiced insults is shocking. It just seems like a default response - if someone annoys you, say something racist! At least come up with something quirky chaps!

[Everlong]

Man, that's great. The only insults I get on Xbox are the typical "u fucking faggot" or "i fucked ur mom bitch." And it seems like the angriest people are ALWAYS on FIFA! Call of Duty has the stereotype of shit-talking kids like that, but I almost never got that when I used to play it regularly. But FIFA? I'd get messages sent to me probably after 25% of the games I'd play.

[War Daddy]

My friend:"Hey man, I fucked your mom so its cool"

Online Gamer:"My mom is dead ya faggot"

My friend:"Oh is that why she never called back?"


Died laughing.

[PorkChop]

I think the winner is when someone said "your arrangance never seems to amaze me" to Hanley.

[Everlong]

I think the winner is when someone said "your arrangance never seems to amaze me" to Hanley.

LMAO YES. That was one of my favorite things to ever happen anywhere. He even used the wrong "your"... he said "you're arrangance never seems to amaze me" hahahahah

[prophet]

I think the winner is when someone said "your arrangance never seems to amaze me" to Hanley.

When did this happen?

[Everlong]

I think the winner is when someone said "your arrangance never seems to amaze me" to Hanley.

When did this happen?

It was a couple years ago on WWE-Club. I can't even remember who it was any more... I wanna say it was keenan but it could have been someone else? Anyway, the person was just really pissed at Hanley for presenting a sound, logical argument in a wrestling discussion post and that's what they said to him I believe it was in his sig for months after that.

[Hanley!]

The entire quote was actually: "Sometimes you're arrangance never seems to amaze me." It might be the most accidental grammatical errors ever seen in one sentence.

He didn't actually post it on the club either, the guy was apparently angry enough to look for me on Bebo (back when Bebo was a thing people used) and he posted it on my wall there. I died laughing.

[Messiah]

I think the winner is when someone said "your arrangance never seems to amaze me" to Hanley.

When did this happen?

It was a couple years ago on WWE-Club. I can't even remember who it was any more... I wanna say it was keenan but it could have been someone else? Anyway, the person was just really pissed at Hanley for presenting a sound, logical argument in a wrestling discussion post and that's what they said to him I believe it was in his sig for months after that.

I think it was the guy who would always put " " at the end of his posts. Some smiley he would always put if not that one.

Actually, no, it was the one where the smiley pointed his 2 index fingers up. By himself, he made it the most annoying smiley on the board. I am positive he did it at the end of every single post.

[UTK]

I think themetalmessiah once called me "lol" as an insult.

[prophet]

I was once called a 'cum-guzzler/billy no-mates munter/chucklefuck/dickstickle/twatwaffle' on this very website! Albeit that was by Drake Bernard so I guess I have to just let it go

[Everlong]

I think the winner is when someone said "your arrangance never seems to amaze me" to Hanley.

When did this happen?

It was a couple years ago on WWE-Club. I can't even remember who it was any more... I wanna say it was keenan but it could have been someone else? Anyway, the person was just really pissed at Hanley for presenting a sound, logical argument in a wrestling discussion post and that's what they said to him I believe it was in his sig for months after that.

I think it was the guy who would always put " " at the end of his posts. Some smiley he would always put if not that one.

Actually, no, it was the one where the smiley pointed his 2 index fingers up. By himself, he made it the most annoying smiley on the board. I am positive he did it at the end of every single post.

Ohhh you're thinking the edance smiley, it was Fairplay who always used it!

[Locke]

I can't think of one I've received but here are two I've used since Middle School (admittedly, they sounded a lot more cool in Middle School because most people didn't know the meaning of the words yet):

"You're a piss infected cum bubble."

and

"You're just an old, dirty, over masturbated cunt flap."

[Viazon]

I can't think of any specific ones, but the funniest ones are when I am playing in an online game against an adult who for some reason assumes I am a 13 year old.

[Buck]

Some guy once signed up to the SOS forum under the username "Thebuckgarglesjism".

It made me feel like I made a positive difference in the world.

I still think it was Tim. just saying.

Just kidding. Please don't ban me.

It was awesome though.

[PorkChop]

Can't think of the best one, though I remember on WWE-Club I was told I'd feel like a fool when Anderson Silva destroyed Chris Weidman in their rematch, haha.

[Camstud]

I get tons of message after games of FIFA. None have ever been particularly witty but a few do make me laugh, one that sticks in my mind was:

"You lucky pussy fuck winner fuck you bastard pussy"

It reminded me of something out of East is East, just a broken sentence of pure rage

[prophet]

I get tons of message after games of FIFA. None have ever been particularly witty but a few do make me laugh, one that sticks in my mind was:

"You lucky pussy fuck winner fuck you bastard pussy"

It reminded me of something out of East is East, just a broken sentence of pure rage

LMAO I get 'East is East' references all the time. They see I'm a Bradford fan and go ape-shit

[SortaCreative]

"file complained for being a shit bradistani prick' -

lolol

It's funny cos it's true :D