Photo dump from my shitty phone: outside arena, sprint center kcmo http://i.imgur.com/9Titp4D.jpg wifu and me (we're hot, i know - that's her girly hand in the center, not mine, mine's the fat one behind her - only posting this because our faces are completely retarded and that's when they hit the s...

You've excluded a somewhat pivotal word there. He said you're taught guns that are a right. As in opposed to a privilege. Not that they're righteous or whatever. Whoops. It's a similar thing, though, isn't it? Obviously if we thought guns were "wrong" they wouldn't be "a right,"...

Here's another of his from the other day. The radio was playing and I was on my Dell laptop, and I looked up and saw the gears in his head turning as he looked up at me with a devilish grin:

"What do you call a singing computer?"


... "Adele"

Bravo, dad, bravo.

I'll pick your sack..

I mean, uh.. Yeah! Football!

I like this dialogue you have going on about Americans being taught "guns are right." Please continue, Mr. Ireland, tell me more. :jerk I only ever saw guns on TV when I was growing up, or when my father went deer hunting to put meat on the table when we were poor(er). We've since broken t...

Wouldn't it be Tee Ball then? And who the shit is Jared Fogle? :lol Funnily enough, it's T-Ball if you go to a sporting goods store. #JustEngrishThings Jared is the Subway guy that just got busted for fucking kids. The guy that started and ended his career the same way: Trying to get into smaller p...

For the un-Muricans..
T-Ball is baseball for 4-5 year old boys and girls where they hit a stationary ball off of a little podium type structure called a tee.

Yeah, I don't know why people think they need AR16's or whatever but FUCK THEM. So stupid.

We've got fucking Mountain Lions (Cougars) out here, a simple rifle still does the job.

My dad is the king of simple jokes and one liners. I think I'll share the really good ones when I hear them.
Feel free to add your own (dad or not)!

To start things off..

"He was movin' faster than Jared Fogle at a T-Ball game."

Think outside the bread, SlightlyJames

The only thing that gets this place going is shitty WWE PPV's, I swear.

You know if I had Facebook now I'd be bugging Tim. You got it? Anyone else? BUG TIM. WE CAN'T BE THE ONLY ROCKSTARS ON HERE FRIDAY NIGHT DAWG.

I'm sad. Guess I'll go hang on reddit...

Just you an me, then. We gotta run this place, sir. Poor dudes..

DUDE BRO It's been three hours since I last visited and there's no new posts or responses on here. I get it, guys, I get that people have lives. I'm down with that. However, it's been THREE WHOLE HOURS. Not a single new anything? You bastards better start steppin' up. Tim's a married man now, soon h...

I think it worked in Australia because they didn't have US Southerners. We would fucking kill you all, just saying.

And by "we" I don't mean me, I mean all of our crazy hillbillies. Ever seen Deliverance? Oh yeah buddy, that'd be your pasty white butt cheeks.

The expansions are always great for a week or two, then you hit cap and they suck.

We have two Subways here, one that's inside of a Walmart that's really awesome and one that's on its own that's hit or miss. They all put the meat on the correct side of the bread, though, and they all make use of the triangle wedge cheese spacing. :P There's a girl at the Walmart one that always pu...

Crazy European Subways don't know how to make a sammich.

My fear has always been and will always be that it will only result in "bad guys having guns" and "good guys being unarmed," period. Maybe that's the case, but having both parties armed doesn't make the situation any less volatile. It stands to reason that having less guns and m...

While on the subject of sandwiches, does anyone else ever get annoyed by how they make your sandwich at subway? I mean, it is quite clear there is top side and bottom side to the bread. The side with seeds and such on it should be the top. And everyone knows your sandwich filling should go on the b...